The more [X]’s the “stupider” you are.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself.
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks.

So far: 6

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 11

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[x] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 15

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair.

So far: 18

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 22

[x] You have eaten a bug. (by accident but still XD)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
more important. (i shud be sleeping XD)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in
your hand.
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.

so far: 26

[x] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say
will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (haha, i broke my phone, i broke annas thing in tech and i broke my dads car and thats in the last two days XD)
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you. (hayley confused me earlier, she used the longest word in the dictionary .... sumtimes i get long words but othertimes i dont!!)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 31

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling or wall.
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. (many times a minute more leik XD)

TOTAL: 33